Pigs, in general, are stupid animals. Well, stupid in comparison to humans. Though humans, in comparison to super-computers are kind of stupid.
Some of those Jeopardy Champions are pretty smart, though. I'd love to be one of those guys. Though they probably get rather pompous and tiresome to spend time with, since they're probably always trying to remind you how smart they are.
Now that I think about it, I don't think I care for smart people. Now, a smart pig would probably be great to spend time with. One just smart enough to have a conversation without any Jeopardy-type trivia. Or, in the case of the smart pigs from above, just smart enough to help you save your money.
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