I love composition. Well, I guess the proper way to say that would be I love compositions. Or maybe, I love composing? But you could possibly misinterpret that as I love composing music, which I don't — mainly because I don't know how. I wouldn't mind conducting music, but I'm a little uncomfortable having my back to an audience. In that kind of situation, I wanna know if people are looking at the flat part on my head, and pointing and laughing or not. It helps me feel more in charge of the severity of the insults. I like to have as much control as possible. I like being in control. Which is funny, because that's why I created Compositionals.
You see, I define the colors, the shapes, and the texture, and the subject matter of a composition; then, someone else does all the work of actually making it interesting! It's win/win for me. And then people send me the composition they created, and I post that. Lends it that air of credibility that's missing from some of my other projects, like that soundboard of me making sexy noises.
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