900 lb. Gorilla Barber

FIRST!!!!!!!

Lots of free time these days.......

he must be eating some of those gorillas....

Gorillas are loaded with lots of essential nutrients. They're about the only source of Vitamin Kong.

Suggestion: Faux-tanaholic spelunker

Too skinny arms I think, gorillas don't have them like that.

Suggestion: A clown, funny and creepy (two-faced, maybe?)

one word: squirrelsinspace!

Computer Mesmerist

How 'bout a brilliant, bored-to-death illustrator throwing pencils at sock monkeys? Not thinking of anyone in particular... :)

nice

I wish my parents would have gone ahead and bought the "C", instead of going with the "Buy one 'F', and get the second half off". Nice work, K.C.!

If I was a gorilla, I might be a little afraid of that guy! (Gorillas who squirm and fidget won't get their lollipops at the end!)

I love the Elvis gorilla! Bet he loves banana and peanut butter sandwhiches, too.

Ooh! Ooh! Do "My Nana's Tea Party" 'cuz...
"There ain't no party like my Nana's tea party...Heeeey...Ho!" as sung by Flight of the Conchords in Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros. Yeah.

I've always wondered what a wild snarfus would look like. Or my grandmother robot baking muffins.

How about an albino ornithologist?!

Where's the 900lb gorilla?

I worked with a guy who looks just like that, so much so I printed this is plastered it all around my office. Wait..do I have to pay for that? If so, then no, I didn't print it.

@michael you're actually encouraged to print it out. Printing this one out gives you a free haircut from the 900lb gorilla barber.

Mary's got it right, Michael. Just remember to specify that you're not a silverback, so you won't need the "Just For Apes" hair dye treatment.

Very nice post!