The Pancakes Song

Pancakes, Pancakes -
talking 'bout pancakes
Breath-taking, thirst-slaking,
Pie-baking hotcakes.
Make me drool
When I see them on TV
If I buy fourteen
Then the fifteenth's free

That's the spirit, Eric!

I think we ALL appreciate a nice tall glass of pancake to quench our thirst!

Who's got the third verse?

Pancakes, Pancakes -
talking 'bout pancakes
mouth biting, awe inspiring,
Pie-baking hotcakes.
For my tea, in my belly,
Pancakes make me,
Go quite crazy.

sorry. sorry. sorry.

pancakes, pancakes,
flesh eating pie fakes.
flat chested, fat infested
bowel raking flatcakes
syrupy soup
3 in a group,
if i eat too many i will
have fire poop.

Awesome!

Fourth verse? Anyone?

i thought the dog's name was waffles?

matt sutter misspelled angry. i dont like guest sketches.

Pancakes, Pancakes
talking 'bout pancakes
Batter-drippin, lunch skippin',
Ass-rippin' lamb-cakes.
Their good to eat
With Waffles, the Retrieve-
Er, but sometimes he goes in the back yard and starts making sounds like a car that can't start cause I left the lights on all night and then he hocks up those Yummy, steamy pan-cakes!

Good verse, J.R.!

I'll have to take time-out for a sec. Gary - I like guest sketches; and I like Matt Sutter's sketches. This is my site. That's why it's there. You don't like it? Tough. I won't even start considering your opinion until you AT LEAST leave a valid email address, so I don't have to interrupt a good sing-a-long to defend my choices.

Now - sixth verse, anyone?

Pancakes, Pancakes -
lovin' dem pancakes
belt-bustin', toilet-cloggin'
chocolate-chip pancakes
smooth goin' down
but rough comin' out
syrup greases dem pipes
but they still make you shout

I'll have a go:

Pancakes, Pancakes -
talking 'bout pancakes,
high smellin, cave dwelling,
blood soaked raw steaks.
Slice em em up, slug em down,
They go in red, they come out brown...

PS. I'm guessing this is an established game of some sort? Hope I followed the rules... Rhymes are fun mommy...

Pancakes, Pancakes -
can't take 'no break
Muscle-building, belly-fillin',
soaked-with-sap cakes.
Puttin on my 'tux
For the trip across the lake;
Bring 'em to a wedding
As my first-class date.

Pancakes, Pancakes,
Soaked-in-beer, dream bakes.
Guzzle em down, lose your frown,
Share em round for god's sake!
They get you hugs,
From girls with jugs,
So bring em down,
To the Bearskin Rug.

I give 'scraping the bottom' a whole new meaning.

You've taken all the class out of The Pancake Song, 'Reubes...

Now we'll never get that record deal!

Sawblades, Sawblades -
talking 'bout sawblades
Bone-chipping, marrow-dripping,
hat-tipping accolades.
Spin so fast
as your consciousness fades;
Snapped sinew and muscle
fuel my tirade.

Pancakes aren't metal.

pancakes pancakes
take about handshakes
chinese invented, american implemented
whip some up for friend snakes
take 'em home to mom
arm in cake we fold
we'll marry in the spring
and on the honeymoon we'll mold

oh yeah and
eat it, Gary

Pancakes, Pancakes--
Best things man makes.
Berry-holding, easy-folding,
Tastier than bran flakes.
Eat 'em up quick
So there'll be none left when Stan wakes.
Dip 'em in your milk
Or just wrap 'em 'round some ham steaks.

sorry, stan. no pancakes for you.

Pancakes, Pancakes -
gooey berry battershakes
bubbly-buttered, maple-smothered
flip-flop-flapping flapcakes.
Slurp 'em up
tastes like happy for my mouth;
Touch my yums
and I'll punch yo' mama in da mouf.