The Ten Servant Clowns of Remarkable Hilarity will be judged on the following criteria:

a. Intimate knowledge of the deceased, such as where his keys are and his turn-ons.

b. Ability to juggle, prance, caper, mime and amuse a dead or semi-comotose body.

c. Odor.

 

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