Classic Lew Shirt

A Lew T-Shirt

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About the Item

Coolly efficient. Articulate. Assertive. An impressive set of qualities shared not just by Lewis The Sock Monkey, but also by you. Don't try to hide it. Don't try to deny it. It's high-time you get yourself one of these shirts, and remind the world that — while you were a force to be reckoned with before — you and Lewis together make an indomitable team.

Hear that sound? It's the world peeing its pants.

Important Store Information

The Purchase Process:

1. Clicking the "Buy Now" button will send you to a secure buying area on paypal.com. If you do not have a paypal account, you can also use a credit card. After a purchase, you will receive a confirmation email from paypal.
2. You will also receive a confirmation email from bearskinrug.co.uk (not instantly... but as soon as I can email you back), regarding the address to ship the item, or any other questions you may have had during the purchase process.

Things you might be wondering:

1. Bearskinrug is a homegrown operation. There's only one employee — Kevin. Mojo rarely helps out.
2. If you should place an order for an item that has recently run out, your money will be returned in full, and you will receive a confirmation email from Bearskinrug.co.uk.
3. The store currently does not support "Shopping Cart" functionality. Each item must be purchased singly. Should you wish to purchase multiple items, contact me to discuss adding other items onto an order.
4. All Prints are shipped flat, unless otherwise noted.
5. Questions? Comments? Feel free to contact me!

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