The Beef Tour

Now, if you were to get sued and go to court, would it take place on the other side of a rainbow? How would you go about getting a court date when it would be so random? You would never win the case because you couldn't show up to defend yourself, seems very unfair to me. I'd tread lightly here.

Hmm - I never thought of that. Maybe I should get unicorn representation.

Sounds like a plan, they could represent you and provide means of travel. I imagine the retainer would be astronomical.

Little known secret - there's a lot of ass in Apple Jacks, too. But if I told you how much, Steve's people would sue me into oblivion.

And who has more money than Steve's people right now?

Not no stinkin' leprechaun, that's for sure.

@TESTMONKEY -
I don't know about that, considering he would have an entire pot of gold, which he could turn into lots of green. (No pun intended).

@Mike Fool - (No, pun intended).

How come I can't comment on the Mojo Christmas comic?!

" *hang* " was the best thing that's happened to me all month.

Wow. D'you think those gullible folks would believe that my cat is endangered?

(Course, terrible puns are coming to mind now ... "Cash Cow" being one of the worst ... ha .. ha ... cough... gag.)

HA HA HA
I had a real good laugh at this one!
Being vegetarian and all that, I think that the world would be a better place without those "Hoofed Locusts"!

Now marshmellows, dang-nabit Kevin! You've ruined campfires for me, I don't wanna be eating ass in my crispy marshmellows! Bah!

I'd never be brave enough to take a leprechaun to court!

With so much ass content in marshmallows, you've got to wonder what else makes up other "food." I shudder to think of the nickels used to make up grahm crackers. Crafty people making things into other things.

If those marshmallows are really donkey, then I have to say I LOVE me some DONKEY!

And so does my daughter, I give her some lucky charms and all she does is pick out the marshmallows errrr, I mean the donkey meat.

I'd imagine the burro charms are the mushy, water logged kind, eh?

http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/brands/brand.aspx?catID=69
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Laughing hysterically after he saw the link!
Leprechauns always have luck on their side!

I think i sensed a unicorn! But now i don’t know why i came here anymore and what to reply.

You can meet me-at the meat show…
Heh, meet meat meat. Clever, eh?

I am a bit bored, yeah.

was told by another to check out this site..the url had swapmeat..and was SURE that it was misspelled..much ot my suprise, it was , infact, swapmeat!!
Error message 404: magically delicious! (too much time on my hands!)

you know with the amount of burgers and steak we eat, this could be true in the next 2 to 3 years.

thats why ive already got a cow museum set up so i can make some money.

in 2 years we'll see who's laughing

you know with the amount of burgers and steak we eat, this could be true in the next 2 to 3 years.

thats why ive already got a cow museum set up so i can make some money.

in 2 years we'll see who's laughing

you know with the amount of burgers and steak we eat, this could be true in the next 2 to 3 years.

thats why ive already got a cow museum set up so i can make some money.

in 2 years we'll see who's laughing

oh wow, its now about 6 hours later
i didnt relize i put that in three times
srry, and now thats 4 in a row
wonder what the record is for comments in a row, maybe i won