The Classic Mojo Shirt

So, just to be clear, this shirt will help me pick up girls, or just female sock monkeys?

I have to be sure before I part with 18 dollars (that works out as... let me just get out my calculator... $1.2 billion Australian)

I'm skipping a month of health insurance for this. If my appendix bursts, I'm screwed, but otherwise I have 18 bucks of sexiness, and who needs an appendix anyway?

But I look awful in green! Eh.

Oh, and that "Thumb C"? I'm quite sure it's not a thumb, but rather a womans chest. But that's a common mistake.

Anaglyph - It will help with females of any species or anthropomorphization.

Paul - That's a good way to think of it! And this is a GREAT shirt to be buried in, anyway!

Filip - Bah! Green is the color of Spring! And over-boiled egg yolk!

Nice shirt, Mr. Cornell, I must say though, thou seriously need a shop overseas because us europeans get ripped of by a huge monkey called "shipping tax".

Bye byyyyeeeee, you know I gotta goooooo (Lenny Kravitz asked me to told you that)

Female sock monkeys are cool, although they are similarly limited in verbal expression. Sometimes this is a good thing :-)

Eh.... Cool shirt
I'm looking forward to the Layer tennis Tourney!

@Murten - if you're in Europe, looking for limited edition Cornell tees, and came to dConstruct (or even if you didn't), you should your mitts on a fantastic dConstruct 2007 t-shirt before it's too late! </cheeky plug>

@Murten - if you're in Europe, looking for limited edition Cornell tees, and came to dConstruct (or even if you didn't), you should your mitts on a fantastic dConstruct 2007 t-shirt before it's too late! Postage is £1.50 worldwide </cheeky plug>

Oops! That happened twice!

in a wonderful green made famous by Stabby McKnife!..i get tons of comments on that shirt..although most are insulting...and, um, few speak of the color...but i love it...!

tis' a fine shirt but tis' no barn, english.

Sweet!

Now the search is on to find 18 dollars in the cushions of the couch...

but what to do about the shipping, and tax????

$18 of increased sexual attractiveness? that would like... double what i've got now.

yessssssssssssss!

Paul - Ooo - they're for sale now?

Michael - Ahh Stabby. Your my most misunderstood shirt of ALL.

Sutter - Oh my god! You're right! (throws down pitchfork)

Shane - Well, you could always sell those cushions to an orphanage. Or children. Sell children!

Martha - On an attractiveness scale, I like to think I'm somewhere in the walkman/boom box range...

Great! last night when I propositioned my wife she said maybe if I were $18 dollars sexier. I said I just ate $18 dollars worth of milk Backing Chocolate what more do you want. Kevin you answered my prayers.

I too am fearful of what the greenish hue will do to me but I'm more fearful of not having The Classic Mojo Shirt so I'll be taking a leap of faith. So distressed the XL dConstruct Ts are already sold out - grrrr.

Alas! I am stuck in China, without a method of acquiring a must-have mojo T-shirt! Shal I be doomed to a life of lonelyness and depravity? Woe is me! I want one, daddy please I want one!!!

This is going to be my new walk-around-with-
only-a-tee-shirt-on tee shirt.

Oh dear... I'll make sure you get a XXL...

Why were you hoarding them? So you could wear a fresh clean one every day? I guess every super hero needs a costume...

WTF?! I don't see the post till the second day and XL is already sold out? It's turtle darts all over again.

So yours is the house I broke into, eh? I remember the secret compartments quite clearly.

What I REALLY want to know is when the companion Lewis tee is going to be available?

All i'll have to worry about then is what to wear for the other five days of the week..

May I suggest Banana yellow for the Lew tee as well?

I wonder how much a child is going for these days?

Could be a GOOD investment plan, give me some nice cash to fall back on, I can always produce another child, and the entire process is enjoyable anyways.

Must. Have. Shirt.
You totally just made me remit on my promise to never own a credit card. Oh the unrestrained spending!!!

What you need to do is just get a credit card that no one really accepts. Like Luncher's Club. Or ApprenticeCard.

Makes one more attractive to the opposite sex; child labour free (unless Kevin has his kids sew in the labels), and it's cheaper than a hooker. Where's my credit card!

Correction to my previous comment:
I have since learned from a reliable source (Hello Magazine), that Kevin Cornell does not use his own children in the production of these t-shirts; he uses his neighbour's children.
Just wanted to set the record straight.

hey wow - i got 2 of them now, that's $36 of increased sexual attractiveness!!! here they come... uh, thats a whole lot - heyhey ladies, one after the other please noooOOOOOOHHHH