Monday, March 05, 2007

Twins Want Coffee

Twins Want Coffee

Double Troubles

I'd imagine they also have a lot of problems deciding what to wear in the morning. And the left one probably gets pretty tired of being the designated driver. But on the bright side, they can at least have different meals at dinnertime.

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Ian

Listen, I'm all about conjoined twins. But ANYTHING with two heads is fucked up.

bearskinrug

So insensitive. I hope I never get surgically attached to YOU.

John Nick

So nice, so nice. But hey, how about a version of this inked WITH coffee, sort of like how Marcel Dzama inks with root beer?

bearskinrug

Oh... but it IS inked with coffee.

I don't make very good coffee.

4point44

i'm glad i'm the guy on the left. (stage left, that is.)

bearskinrug

Which reminds me... you have to sign your model release. And I think legally you can sign for the other fellow.

martha

hahaha... you'd think after being together for so long he would have just made an extra cup of coffee for his brother. i imagine that sort of bickering would get old after a while.

but then again, if i had to look at that face all day every day, i'd be pretty irritable, too.

4point44

yes, the release. about that... we've been thinking. well, i've been thinking, he's been listening to right-wing talk radio. i'll send you a memo.

it is hard being conjoined and generally irritable. that's due to the fact that we spend so much of our free time stitching our shirts and pants to accomodate our unusual build. not to mention that my brother is constantly quoting ayn rand while i, on the other hand, an more of an andy capp fan. that andy capp, always in hot water with the missus...

Terry Tolleson

Looks like a great candidate for Britney and Abby.

His Royal Majesty

Ahh, I like to have my multiple realtives just in my head, talking. One mouth and lots of coffee.

They have an advantage tho. They could get something real going in modern dance if one of the heads majored in hiphop and the other in, lets say waltz...

Captain Purple

Who decides when its time to go to the bathroom?

bearskinrug

This should pretty much clear up how THAT works...

Twins Sudden Urge

Gerren

Man, I was that I had a conjoined twin to steal coffee from... *sigh* I guess I'll just have to settle for stealing coffee from strangers.

Dibyo

The strip in the comments is HILARIOUS. Is this the first time we have a drawing in the comments? Is It?

bearskinrug

Nope! I've done it a couple of times before, most recently here :D

AndrewH

this is how i would think it goes down
(sorry for 'tagging' your image)


bearskinrug

Haha! Nice... YOU get to be my new copywriter! ;)

diane witman

It's fascinating how un-alike they look. Did they have different fathers?

bearskinrug

Well... they have different SISTERS... is that helpful?

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