Submit a Caption - Winner!

A winner has been chosen! Mr. Brian J. Merritt is the Holiday Caption Contest 2004 champion.

Mr. Merritt has no website to link to, so don't bother clicking on the picture. It won't take you anywhere.

It was a pretty tough decision - there were some real contenders. I was quite fond of Warren Brown's:

"After Santa's untimely death, results at the Santa Pig focus group were unexpectadly postive."

And also Glen Carlson's:

"Bill's wife had told him to bring home the bacon this Christmas.The kids were thrilled."

But in the end, I guess I found the concept that those children couldn't think of a better wish than a pig in a Santa suit to be the most alluring.

Seriously - I enjoyed all the captions - and after all, the point of this contest is really to entertain my sick fantasy of watching someone else do my site. Thanks to all submittees!

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1. John Whittet

12.14.04 | 11:18 AM

Recount! Recount! My last minute bids were supposed to win! :D

Personally, I liked "Hank and Ronnie's joy at the arrival of Santa Hog soon turned to confusion when they discovered he had no lap."

2. bearskinrug

12.15.04 | 8:04 AM

John - I took another look, and all three of your entries win! I'm sending you a gift certificate to bearskinrug. :)

oh poo! i missed the deadline! ah well, i guess i'll need to refrain from trying to bury bodies after the first frost like this. it takes way too long. i'll be sure to be prompt next time. my tardy entry = "Wow! Santa, a ham dinner and a fine piece of ass all-in-one. Weehoo!"