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Hank and Ronnie's joy at the arrival of Santa Hog soon turned to confusion when they discovered he had no lap.

Delighted by their success in transforming Father Christmas into a fatted hog, Bobby-Joe and Joey-Bob knew this would be the best Christmas Dinner ever!

In the year 2020, Cletus Cornell and Randy Santa Maria scream for joy at the idea of being able to bring home some dinner to their still out-of -work fathers.

Just kidding guys, those will probably be my kids. All retarded and everything.

"Look BobbyJo, Papa caught us an Elf..."

"Yeah! The dang ol' pig is are's. Let's put'n M80 in 'is ass!"

When Santa ran away from home, his most quick-witted elf hurried to the nearest animal shelter in an attempt to save christmas.

Francois had always done his best to compensate for his sons’ speach impedaments, but he was growing weary of the Father Pigmas routine.

"We were hoping to lose our virginity for New Years, but this will do!"

Santa and meat in one! this is the best christmas gift ever!

The Gimbley boys always looked forward to a good holiday porking.

Going undercover to discover whether the hungry Johnson twins have been naughty or nice might not have been the best idea Santa ever thought up.

The events that ensued would come to be infamously known as KFC '04, or the great Kentucky Fried Christmas of 2004.

It's entertainment AND edible! fun for kids all ages. the new porko-leister 2005!

available in a trailer-park near yew!

With Santa constipated, the children would receive more than lumps of coal this Christmas.

Bill's wife had told him to bring home the bacon this Christmas.

The kids were thrilled.

Fig. 6 from the "NAMBLA (Arkansas Chapter) Handbook": Kids love Santa. Kids love hogs...

Hurrrrraaaa - You trited Mama for a Santa Pig!

The boys loved it when Pa and Ma dressed up for Christmas.

Keep em coming!

Hooray! Our Hognukah celebration can begin!

Having had their business absorbed by the North Pole Super Wal*Marts, Santa's helpers have a humiliating Christmas, resorting to selling livestock at embarrasingly low prices in order to keep the factory going.

In his seventeen years with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Solomon found himself doing some bizarre shit - but this took the cake.

Now, Kids, don't forget to cook him "til he reaches 142 degrees, and surely he wil be...

...(GOOD EATS)

An inbred Xmas:

Jimmy-bob, "Paaw, is that Santa?"

Paaw, "No, its your fucking sister dumbass, I porked her too hard and she turned into a goddamn pig..."

Bobby-jean, "So why does she have a beard and a Santa hat and why you dressed up like an elf, Paaw?"

Paaw, "Your're too young to understand, Bobby-jean...Where's your grandmaw, this fucking viagra's kicking in again!"

Man, dave - I'll need four pages for that one! :)

Dave the Elf was always chosen for Santa's dirty work.

Wow! We've amassed quite a few!

I'm giving the warning - Monday is the last day I'm accepting submissions. I actually have other stuff I wanna post for once, and I still need to give the winner his time to shine in the sun! :)

pa felt bad that he could'nt get the real santa for boys; but he also knew that blind and bald tommy, and stupid ass jimmy, would never know the difference.

After Santa's untimely death, results at the Santa Pig focus group were unexpectadly postive.

Vincent knew that the Santa in the mall wasn't the real deal, but a little more effort this year would have been nice.

Drunken pranks are one thing, but Charles was truly astounded to wake up as pig... his friends had really outdone themselves this time.

Santa was getting lazier and lazier, forcing his elves to carry him to meet the adoring public.

John! With the last minute participation... I bet you win A LOT of eBay auctions!

Alright kids, the judges (Me, Mojo, and Kim) will be going over this soon. And hopefully the winner will be posted this afternoon!