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Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of [1-noun]. These kinds of prices are all well and good for [2-adjective] [3-noun]'s, like [4-movie star], but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my [5-noun] is gonna [6-verb] without the help of any [7-noun].
On a [8-adjective] note, I bought a [9-noun] online - which have been hard to get since [10-noun] banned me for [11-action] their [12-noun].
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2. Mike Perves
That's easy to read.
I'll start us off....
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of fondue. These kinds of prices are all well and good for rich assholes, like Bernie Mac, but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my children are gonna starve to death without the help of any welfare reform.
On a bearskin note, I bought a russian wife online - which have been hard to get since Gorbechov banned me for actually pleasuring their women.
3. wayne
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of [bodices]. These kinds of prices are all well and good for [jaundiced] [appendices], like [Andrew "Dice" Clay], but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my [indices] are gonna [dice] without the help of any [codices].
On a [happy] note, I bought a [chapeau] online - which have been hard to get since [Shape] banned me for [misshaping] their [chaperones].
4. Christo
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of wax. These kinds of prices are all well and good for hairy behemoth's, like Robin Williams, but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my ass is gonna sparkle without the help of any cosmetic products.
On a flatulent note, I bought a whopie-cushion online - which have been hard to get since fartworld.com banned me for harassing their monkey.
5. John Whittet
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of gas. These kinds of prices are all well and good for Ferarri-driving singers's, like that guy from MTV's Newlyweds, but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my Kia is gonna motor without the help of any fossil fuels.
On a related note, I bought a packmule online - which have been hard to get since Pedro banned me for stealing from their druglords.
7. Eric
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of pants. These kinds of prices are all well and good for gun-toting hipsters, like Ben Affleck's brother, but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my groove is gonna get on without the help of any facist mafioso fashion designer.
On a disturbing note, I bought a gerbil online - which have been hard to get since you know who banned me for doing you know what to their fancy dinner party.
8. Eric
That was so much fun I had to try it again!
Well, I've absolutely had it with the rising cost of love. These kinds of prices are all well and good for well-paid dental assistants, like Helen Hunt, but I refuse to live like that. From now on, my heart is gonna yearn without the help of any multi-national corporation.
On a personal note, I bought a drill press online - which have been hard to get since the AFL-CIO banned me for blowing their whistle.
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