Wednesday, March 17, 2004
In the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, I have posted an Irish-themed cartoon in the Sketches section of the site. And, in the spirit of negligent site administration and an all-around lack of time, I have left it free of dialogue and narration.
So I leave it up to you, my three loyal readers, to take it upon yourself to finish that cartoon!
I'll repost the drawing with the punchlines inserted, and give you credit in the image. Feel free to suggest additions to the image - adding things, subtracting things... I'm pretty easy going.
So let the naming commence! Just post your suggestion in the comments. And make sure to leave a name and a link if you're interested in getting credit.
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So they followed the rainbow all the way to the end, but what they found there was not a pot of gold.
Though in the beginning its effects seemed innocuous enough, Dublin International Airport's "Customs Blunder of 2004" eventually destroyed Canada's entire ecosystem.
Having been called out in the middle of the night, Father Peter was horrified to see the demon-spawn, St Patty exorcised from Brian's body holding a steaming ladle of delicious stew.
The guy on the right should be screaming: "Jesus fucking christ Jim! I told you to put the Yo-Yo-ing for Dummies book AWAY when you're done with it!! Now look what you've done!!!"
Shamus mcgee was so happy to have reached his 688th birthday, that right after his traditional jigg he was going to reward poor darby o'gill with his pot o gold. shamus says " ok darby, congratulations! i know its cruel not letting anyone else but you see my true leprichan form, but i assure you a handsome reward!"
man on the right-"darby hold still...we have to kill this giant man eating aracnid"
darby-" its a leprichan...he's gonna give me a pot o gold!"
man w/ book- " your a damn drunkin fool darby! now hold still!"
man on the right-
"darby! you sick batard! this is no way to get your erection back!" man with book ( yellow pages)-"dont call the first erotic dancer you see in the book my boy!"
leprechaun: "just lie still and stop your fussing, me boy. i only want to take a little look-see at your lucky charms..."
caption: the first people to actually drink o'doul's non-alcoholic beer experience its unexpected side effects
(also, the book being wielded should be finnegan's wake)
it just needs a caption that says:
"worst bachelor party ever"... and the title of the book is "See Spot Run".
Bono was right, it's a bloody shame what's going on in Northern Ireland.
The new advertising jingle for "MacDoogles Pipe Tabacco" insighted Leprachaun sackings the likes of which Ireland hadn't seen since "The Great Shamrock Swindle of 1873".
It was about that time they decided they'd had ENOUGH special "green beer".
Wow - sorry penis enlargement, but the contest is over. That's a pretty good caption though! Keep up the great work!
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1. Jason Santa Maria
Admittedly, Jim was surprised by the sudden appearance of a Leprechaun on Larry's stomach at the CEO slumber party, but what shocked him more was the fact that he forgot his sleeping bag.